What I would be concerned about here if I was a reasonable american is that this guy might actually truly believe this.
TopEagle4012 on
Worms do strange things to brains
TheObesePolice on
AbsurdityIsReality on
The guy who referred to Gavin Newsom as President?
Homebrewer01 on
It’s more likely that the line of coke he snorted off the toilet seat was in the prefect shape of the strait of hormuz
KentSutcliffe on
But he doesn’t draw. He made that very clear when the Birthday Book came out.
tallman11282 on
I doubt that Trump could draw a perfect map of Mar-a-Lago, hell a perfect map of just the Oval Office (not including the rest of the White House), there’s no way he drew a perfect map of the Middle East. That’s something I doubt any president would ever have been able to do. He especially didn’t mark the troop strength of each country, there’s no way he even knows what they are (let alone even cares), he famously does not read or even listen to the intelligence briefings that he gets (which he doesn’t do nearly enough to begin with) and it is known that the briefings had to be dumbed way down and simplified for him, briefings that take up many pages simplified down to a note card.
idoma21 on
“One time, at band camp, I did a line of coke off a toilet seat…”
Callinon on
That’s Kim Jong Un levels of cultish delusion.
Itsnottreasonyet on
Where are they eating that has placemats? Was this a kid’s menu at Denny’s? He couldn’t even make the lie about Trump carrying a pad of paper like an adult with a job? I will pay $1000 to watch Trump do this in real time, even with a book and a coach.
WilliamTee on
I’d put money on it Trump couldn’t find Iran on a map, even now.
daisies2005 on
Trump couldn’t even correctly sharpie Georgia on a hurricane map…
I don’t believe that Trump can correctly draw the clock face required on a dementia test, much less a map of anything.
kilofeet on
He does love his sharpie maps
Paula_56 on
Where the fuck does Trump eat where there are paper place mats?? Never happened
upfromashes on
“Sometimes he takes off his diaper and he will let you put your face in it like a trough animal. It’s the most delicious, nutritious, magical source of food any living creature, living or dead, could ever possibly have. And it leaves a good flavor, and makes you smell absolutely incredible. Plus it gives your health bar a 20% boost. And temporary flying powers. He’s an incredible guy.”
ScottyFarkas146 on
“One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a sharpie, and drew a perfect map of all the underage girls in the local area.”
AcidCatfish___ on
This one time, at band camp, Trump stuck a flute in his fanny.
The Democrats said he would never do it, but he did what they all failed to do. He stuck his flute up his wherever.
Logical-Let-7026 on
Imagine how horrible this sounded coming from his disease ridden throat.
THSSFC on
I told this story to my three year old, and she said “this is just fabulist mythmaking told by people who are enabling the unacceptable as a way to self-justify their own role in the destruction and insanity they have helped cause. And anyway, simple troop numbers are insufficient to convey the complex balance of strategic imperatives in an area as physically and culturally diverse as the middle east with such an outsized impact on the flow of strategic materials and thus the world economy. Can I pet the kitty?”
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What I would be concerned about here if I was a reasonable american is that this guy might actually truly believe this.
Worms do strange things to brains
The guy who referred to Gavin Newsom as President?
It’s more likely that the line of coke he snorted off the toilet seat was in the prefect shape of the strait of hormuz
But he doesn’t draw. He made that very clear when the Birthday Book came out.
I doubt that Trump could draw a perfect map of Mar-a-Lago, hell a perfect map of just the Oval Office (not including the rest of the White House), there’s no way he drew a perfect map of the Middle East. That’s something I doubt any president would ever have been able to do. He especially didn’t mark the troop strength of each country, there’s no way he even knows what they are (let alone even cares), he famously does not read or even listen to the intelligence briefings that he gets (which he doesn’t do nearly enough to begin with) and it is known that the briefings had to be dumbed way down and simplified for him, briefings that take up many pages simplified down to a note card.
“One time, at band camp, I did a line of coke off a toilet seat…”
That’s Kim Jong Un levels of cultish delusion.
Where are they eating that has placemats? Was this a kid’s menu at Denny’s? He couldn’t even make the lie about Trump carrying a pad of paper like an adult with a job? I will pay $1000 to watch Trump do this in real time, even with a book and a coach.
I’d put money on it Trump couldn’t find Iran on a map, even now.
Trump couldn’t even correctly sharpie Georgia on a hurricane map…
https://preview.redd.it/aeil3ip7rvrg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6727527e57dc6cfe91d0d93348b2e4a965813bca
The map-
https://preview.redd.it/g7j9zqitsvrg1.jpeg?width=403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e138538ffc3d73995cee0091901059f33a2b4b6
I honestly don’t believe trump could point to Iran on a map that had the countries labeled
This moron couldn’t even multiply 6 × 17 and get the right answer
https://preview.redd.it/tnq4rx91tvrg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fae1a496b989968d0949951a8ef35e6e8d6c476
I don’t believe that Trump can correctly draw the clock face required on a dementia test, much less a map of anything.
He does love his sharpie maps
Where the fuck does Trump eat where there are paper place mats?? Never happened
“Sometimes he takes off his diaper and he will let you put your face in it like a trough animal. It’s the most delicious, nutritious, magical source of food any living creature, living or dead, could ever possibly have. And it leaves a good flavor, and makes you smell absolutely incredible. Plus it gives your health bar a 20% boost. And temporary flying powers. He’s an incredible guy.”
“One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a sharpie, and drew a perfect map of all the underage girls in the local area.”
This one time, at band camp, Trump stuck a flute in his fanny.
The Democrats said he would never do it, but he did what they all failed to do. He stuck his flute up his wherever.
Imagine how horrible this sounded coming from his disease ridden throat.
I told this story to my three year old, and she said “this is just fabulist mythmaking told by people who are enabling the unacceptable as a way to self-justify their own role in the destruction and insanity they have helped cause. And anyway, simple troop numbers are insufficient to convey the complex balance of strategic imperatives in an area as physically and culturally diverse as the middle east with such an outsized impact on the flow of strategic materials and thus the world economy. Can I pet the kitty?”